Friday, June 25, 2010
Angelina Jolie is a superhero. (A modern version of a goddess).
She is a surprise Oscar winner (which many people forget that she won but everyone remembers she tongue kissed her brother)
She is a humanitarian and unlike many celebrities she really follows through on her beliefs.
In addition she is a tabloid favorite for actions that would bury a mere mortal.
Of course Angelina isn't a mere mortal. She is a Goddess,
"Ingolfr Nude Horse Love"
"Militia morning After"
Angelina Jolie plays Gia the woman who lost her clothes. Joining her is an extremely cute Elizabeth Mitchell who also seems to have lost her clothes. In addition the movie Gia has the sexiest use of a chain link fence ever.
Angelina Jolie and Anne Archer (as her mom?) watch a porn movie together in Mojave Moon.
Beowulf reveals Angelina Jolie's true form (Her hair is a deadly tail). I have no doubt this is exactly what she is like in her off hours.
A very young Angelina Jolie shares a quite moment in Cyborg 2 a film with a distinct lack of quiet moments.
Quick shot from Foxfire. There is another scene with a bunch of teenage girls surrounded by candles and sitting in a circle topless. I'm not saying this scene is the only reason to sit through the slog of Foxfire (Okay yes I am)
Title screen for Gia which is like Showgirls but without the really bad acting and story.
Angelina Jolie scares a young man in Gia. As an aside she really does show both her acting chops and star power in this brief scene. The key to acting is of course to not let them see you pull the strings. The strings are certainly invisible in this scene.
Angelina Jolie apparently gets transported back to the fifties complete with black and white cinematography, leather jackets, and waa waa music like some Mystery Science Theater stripper film.
Every man should have a girlfriend like this once. They are however much better in memory than they ever were in real life.
A very buck naked Angelina Jolie gets the lets just be friends speech from a delicious albiet clothed Elizabeth Mitchell in this funny scene from Gia.
As this clip from Hell's Kitchen shows nothing says class like sex on the bathroom floor. Sadly no Gordon Ramsey cameo in this clip.
Angelina Jolie gets Danny Aiello to pay for her turkey sandwich in Mojave Moon. Angelina certainly made an impression in her longer years.
Danny Aiello enforces the Gas, Ass or Grass rule for potential hitchhikers.
Angelina Jolie throws herself at a wise and now reluctant Danny Aiello. Something tells me this woman is trouble.
Okay so its Angelina Jolie taking a shower in Mojave Moon. For an otherwise dull looking film it really does showcase a young Angelina Jolie quite well.
Antonio Banderas and Angeina Jolie make the sign of the two backed beast in the drama of the ages Original Sin. My question... what is going on with the cinemax porn music. Seriously can you imagine watching this in the theater and that music is playing through 20 odd speakers?
Now this is the proper music for a sex scene. Listen to the wonderful strings the haunting melodies. Glad to see the flick Taking Lives classing up the joint.
Pushing Tin is one of many films in the John Cusak ouevere I somehow missed during the ninties. Needless to say it is now on my to do list.
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